09 Aug Grooming For a Big Date
But how you ask? Well, first get naked and look in the mirror. Really look. See what she sees. Look at your chest hair, your back, your hairy f*cking balls.
1. Manscape if needed
But how you ask? Well, first get naked and look in the mirror. Really look. See what she sees. Look at your chest hair, your back, your hairy f*cking balls. Groom your chest hair, and while you’re at it, take a whack at trimming below the belt, too.
2. Get your brows did, dude
Is that a furry caterpillar? Or your unibrow? You’d be surprised how shaping your brows can create a desirable contour to the face. At the very least, remove the hair connecting the brows. If a wax is unfathomable, invest in a pair of tweezers and DIY.
3. Check your hairstyle
Talk to your barber or stylist one week before your V-day date. Ask them how they feel about your current look, what they would like to see, how your features could be better highlighted with a new cut. If they can’t answer these basic questions then get another stylist. Fast.
4. Smell sweet
So you’ve been wearing Acqua di Gio since the 90s. Hey, it’s OK, it’s a classic. But as you’ve grown into a man, your body smells differently. Fragrances are meant to mix and match our own scent. Make a day out of it and visit the men’s fragrance counter at a department store, bring a woman to confirm and make a purchase.
5. Hands and feet
Get a manicure and a pedicure. Trust me, you’ll feel great afterwards. You can also DIY in just a few minutes and the results last for a week or two. And don’t forget to wear hand lotion on the night of the date.
6. New threads
Just like a fresh cut, some new clothes are guaranteed to make you stand taller and walk with more confidence. Hate shopping? Head to your favorite store and ask the sales rep to figure it out for you. It’s why they are there, no?
7. Get your mind right
The right state of mind means you’ll have a good time. Once you’ve made plans with your lover, start visualizing how you want the night to unfold. Take 1 min each day in preparation and use that powerful imagination of yours to see (in your mind) everything you want to happen, happening. It works.
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