We here at PRZman (and hopefully, you at home too), do solemnly swear that in 2012 we will better ourselves for the advancement of ourself, our loved ones, and our greater community. These are our 2012 New Years Resolutions:
Have more sex – Sure this has been our New Year’s resolution since we were 13 but that still doesn’t mean we want to enjoy ourselves any less in 2012. Maybe spice it up this year and introduce a ménage-a-trois into the bedroom. Or just be a little more kinky or playful in the bedroom.
Read more – On the whole, we’re reading more (with Facebook and Twitter) but we’re reading less of the good stuff. This year, crack open a book and discover real writers who can invent entire worlds and people with simple words strung together. They just do so in more than 140 characters. With all the new technology out there- grab a kindle or ipad and download some books.
Take better care of our teeth – Your teeth are one of those things we never think about until something goes horribly wrong. So in 2012, floss more, use mouthwash, and be sure to brush them at least twice a day. Now smile!
Watch less TV (but more GREAT TV) – There are SO MANY television shows out right now that it’s impossible to keep up with them all. Join us in trimming the fat from our TV diet. Goodbye crappy reality shows about occupations we don’t care about. Farewell trite sitcoms that wouldn’t have been funny in 1994. And say hello to quality programming that will make 2012 the golden year of television.
Destroy something – Nothing evokes childlike glee more so then seeing something blown up or destroyed. Take a faulty copier out back and go Office Space on it. Find your nearest fireworks stand and buy the biggest thing they have. Keep it legal – no need to pay off large fines.
Don’t look at a screen so much – If you’re like us, you probably don’t even realize you spend most of your day starring at a screen. Between the phone, TV, computer, iPad and the hundreds of random screens out in the wild, our eyes are constantly bombarded with flashing lights. In 2012, take some time away from the screen. Look up to the stars and remember what it’s like to discover that those little lights are billions of miles away. Look at the printed page of a book and hear the author speaking to you directly. Or hell, look outside and see true high definition: nature.
Handwrite notes – You’re probably pretty good at typing but when was the last time you took a pen to a piece of paper and actually wrote someone a note? 2012 will see some incredible new technology unveiled, but let’s take it back to a simpler time with a few handwritten notes every once in a while.
Drink one new beer a week – There are so many beers in the world, attempting to try them all would leave you with one serious beer gut. But there are so many new brews and flavors to try so once a week we’ll be sampling something new and discovering our new favorites.
Grow a beard – You’ve been wanting to grow one for a while now. 2012 is the year to do it.
Fix something with your bare hands – We’ve grown so accustomed to letting technology do things for us that we forget the intrinsic pleasure of using our own hands to fix something. Before shipping something away to get it fixed, take a stab at it yourself. You’ll learn something new, probably save yourself some money, and it’s a great excuse to break out the tool set.
Ignore all predictions about 2012 being the end of the world – Remember how silly you felt after building the bunker for Y2K? Yeah, same thing.
Cook more – Treat your lady to a gourmet meal. Let her kick up her feet on Sundays and make it your night to shine.
Get a haircut – We’re willing to bet you’ve had the same style of hair for the past few years. 2012 is the year to shake things up and try out a new do.
Most importantly, pick a resolution you want to stick with. It’s gratifying to achieve a goal and well, we know those six-pack abs just aren’t that attainable, no matter what those magazines say. Everything else in moderation. Take it easy on yourself this year. We will be checking in with you mid-February. Big PRZ is watching and coaching you all the way.
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Hell Ya PRZ, I agree with your resolutions, try 1 new beer a week, NO PROBLEM,
TW15T3D32 on October 24, 2011 I have been doing this and it does work If anyone would like a link to a legit site that does these efofrs Pm me.
I would say an all around good list of goals to follow in the New Year. The main one that will be the most challenging Is watching the TV. Is PRZ going to give more of a TV guide of shows to follow?
With so many hundreds of Channels out there I have to no idea what’s trending and what not. For the first time in a long time I sat on the couch for Hours TV Surfing and all I found was crap, but when I found something good it was already over. I want to watch more quality Television but don’t have the time, Please Help PRZ…
……oh yea and the looking at less computer screens thing is no way going to happen
Great list- ill work my way down it.
More Beer- NO problem. Thats a good one. One that I CAN keep.
I want to cook more in 2012. Be more healthy. I eat out way too much.
Grow a beard, I’m a Park Ranger: Check (X) that’s done
djmaster69 on October 24, 2011 I just got my iPad 2 and I am otatlly blown away. My MacBook pro is sitting in the corner and I haven not missed a beat Glad I haven not bought it and got it For FREE, my cousin received his ipad 2 for free too lol. The web address, if I remember correctly, was: freeipad2giveaways.info
aasianbebe on August 30, 2011 I like my body, scbauee I am skinny and can wear clothes that are more tight and stunning. But sizes are always hard to find
Ya- I need to brush my teeth more. And go to the dentist.
I need to stop watching TV. I have too many shows.
Save the post office- write more letters.
I cant fix shit- I broke the toliet today trying to put the seat back on!
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You don’t want to see my handwriting, worse then a Doctors
Brushing multiple times a day is a must
I’d like to Resolution those 2 ladies on new years
alondrae1 on November 7, 2011 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS GIVE AWAY, I REALLY WANT TO WIN THE BRUSH SET!!!my rfaovite food is MEXICAN, AND CHINNESE FOOD!!!!!!!IS SOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!
shawtyheartsmakeup1 on November 7, 2011 to be hnsoet i have never been asked this question but for you i’ll answer, well my favourite food has got to be chineese noodles and the soup just the best
This is an interesting alictre, and I wasn’t aware of the soberlink thing. I read about some guy developing a breathalizer attached to the dashboard and if your kid breathes over a certain limit the car shuts off. Kind of like an electric alarm cutoff. But no matter what we give them they’ll find a way around it I’m sure. My parents had a graduation party for me, and I think they were the same way about drinking. They would rather have it done at their house than have us going crazy out there. At least until we got to college.Daddy by Defaultb4s last [type] ..